ディズニー短編映画『グーフィーのダービー教室（They're Off）』に学ぶ初心者のための競馬講座

Horse racing, color, thrills, excitement.
This is truly the sport of kings.
Today horse racing has become a science, a science to test the skill of the professional and unprofessional handicapper.
The well-informed turfman must know the individual merits of the competing horses.
He must consider all the elements...wind velocity, humidity, rotation of the earth, time of day, temperature, drift indication, lay of the land.
風速、湿度、地球の自転、時刻、気温、偏流の兆候、土地の形など、すべての要素を考慮する必要があります。
Racing horses are called thoroughbreds, all descending from pure Arabian stock and are known to the fan as hayburners, goats...dogs...and bangtails.

Ah! The system horse is Snapshot 3.
Now, to properly evaluate the fine points of a horse’s conformation, first see that the quarter, stifle, hock, gaskin, and pastern are all in line.
See that the cannon bone is due south and slightly to the rear of the coupling point of the hip.
See that the loin throat latch is well-sloped into the e pluribus unum of the maxillary hip-joint muzzle at the turn of the fetlock, or T-bone.
Beware of a flexor perforated that’s imperfectly imprecated with an...
Make doubly sure that the triangle formed by the withers, girth place, and flank prime ribs is in extreme opposite of the equilateral hexagon formed by the loin chuck, coronet, withers, and girth place.
Then check the withers...
So much for conformation.

Now look at the pedigree of your horse.
次に、あなたの馬の血統を見てください。
Snapshot 3 out of Developer by Hypodeveloper out of Bromide by Fashbulb and Hypo out of Tintype by Negative.
Since Tintype 1, horses of this line have been noted for their burning speed.
And they’re also noted as camera muggers or lens louses.

Ah! Weather clear, track fast.
Once inside the clubhouse, you are instantly aware that you’re rubbing elbows with the elite of the sporting world.
You’ll hear a good deal of discussion as to the respective merits of this horse or that.
この馬やあの馬のそれぞれの長所についてたくさんの議論を聞くことでしょう。
But you will not be tempted by the touts.
しかし、予想屋に誘惑されることはありません。
You stick to your goody, Snapshot 3.
あなたのスナップショット３世を貫きます。
There are many systems of picking a winner.
勝者を選ぶシステムはたくさんあります。
Some fans get their dope straight from the feed bag.
ファンの中には、飼料袋から直接ドープを摂取する人もいます。
Others, right from the horse’s mouth.
その他は馬の口から直接。
horse: Listen, doc, there’s a bay filly in the third that’s lookin’ pretty good to me.
３番目に鹿毛の牝馬がいますが、私にとってはかなり良いように見えますね。

Tough luck, old pal.
You can’t win every time...or can you?